22nd October 2011

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“And from that day forward, women embraced their diversity and realized that all shapes and sizes are beautiful. Ah ha ha. No. I’m totally messing with you. All Beyonce and JLo have done is add to the laundry list of attributes women must have to qualify as beautiful. Now every girl is expected to have Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.” 
-Tina Fey.

“And from that day forward, women embraced their diversity and realized that all shapes and sizes are beautiful. Ah ha ha. No. I’m totally messing with you. All Beyonce and JLo have done is add to the laundry list of attributes women must have to qualify as beautiful. Now every girl is expected to have Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.”

-Tina Fey.

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22nd October 2011

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18th October 2011

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18th October 2011

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18th October 2011

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18th October 2011

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7th October 2011

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That awkward moment when someone suggests that you and your crush should go out

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1st October 2011

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My self esteem is so fucked up I don’t even know how to accept a compliment anymore. I can’t even think they’re serious, I automatically think they’re making fun of me.

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1st October 2011

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She said, “I’m so afraid.” And I said, “Why?,” and she said, “Because I’m so profoundly happy. Happiness like this is frightening.” I asked her why and she said, “They only let you be this happy if they’re preparing to take something from you.
— Khaled Hosseini (via troubled)

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28th September 2011

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56740.) And suddenly all the love songs are about you.

28th September 2011

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56749.) I came to realized that you have to love yourself before loving someone else.

28th September 2011

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28th September 2011

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26th September 2011

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17th September 2011

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53999.) I want to meet a guy who has a bunch of issues with his past, a bunch of trust issues with girls. I want to be there for him, heal him, and make him fall in love with me. I’ve always wanted to be with someone as fucked up as I am.